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Apr 29, 2011

Glittery Assassin for Hire

Note:  I don't own any rights to Adam Lambert or his music.


Adam closed in on his target, Ronald McDonald.  He was hired by a group of vegetarians who were offended by the fast-food chain's lack of options for them.  Who would have thought that vegetarians could be so vicious?
He had had many hard jobs before, but this was his toughest yet.  He had waited all day for Ronald to get away from his job.  He watched him as he made the little kids eat junk food, training them to be fat and lazy.
Finally, Ronald went back to his apartment and began taking his makeup off.  Adam despised him for giving makeup-wearing guys a bad name.  He would soon be satisfied, for his lips would be even more red after he was finished.
Adam jumped down and locked the door.  He cornered Ronald and set down his backpack.  He got out some plastic forks and used them to pin him to the wall. 

"Wh-what are you doing?" Ronald stammered, afraid.

"Don't worry.  This will all be over soon," Adam said with a grin.  He got out every single packet of ketchup that he had and squirted them down Ronald's throat until he had been drowned in processed tomatoes.  He choked out his last breath.

Adam pulled him down from the wall and slammed him to the floor.  He glared at him and said, "Are you lovin' it now?"

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