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This is what happens when Myka and I have free time in Spanish class. I think this is what we would do if we ever did an Ouran cosplay skit. I warn you in advance that this isn't for the faint of heart, or those unfamiliar with Ouran. Read ahead, if you dare.
Hunny: KYOYA! Haru-chan and Tama-chan are fighting again, the twins are making out in a corner, I lost my Usa-chan, and I can't find Takashi anywhere and it makes me uncomfortable!
Kyoya: Well, where did you last see Mori?
Hunny: Well, he went to get me some cake but that was over an hour ago. I'm getting kind of worried about him.
Kyoya: Don't worry, Hunny. We'll find him.
Hunny: Well, I really want him back 'cause I want my cake.
Kyoya: (facepalm) Clearly you've been spending too much time around me.
Hunny: Well, that's a good thing, right? 'Cause you make all the money in the host club and you're obviously the smartest. (under his breath) And I'm being a total suck-up right now. (Normal voice) And that's a good thing, right?
Kyoya: Sure, let's go with that.
Hunny: But I'm not sure I want to be like you because you don't have a girlfriend and I don't want to end up old and alone just because I'm a total jack-a** like you.
Kyoya: But I- I have Anya!
Hunny: She hates you!
Kyoya: She does not hate me! She just has a passion so strong for me that it can only be expressed through physical and verbal abuse.
Hunny: Sure, Kyoya. Think whatever you want.
Tamaki: (runs in) HARUHIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I IS IN A LOINCLOTH ALL FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunny: Tama-chan, put that away! I'm not gay and I don't think Haruhi wants to be scarred for life.
Tamaki: Well, I was doing it for Kyoya.
Tamaki: D***. (walks off)
Haruhi (hiding behind Kyoya): Is he gone yet?
Kyoya: I think so.
Haruhi: (comes out from behind) Good.
Tamaki: (glomps Haruhi) HAAAAARUUUUUUUHIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haruhi: You said he was gone!
Kyoya: I lied. I do that a lot.
Haruhi: So what do you want, Tamaki?
Tamaki: Lookit! I'm in a loincloth. (grins)
Haruhi: That's not right.
Tamaki: You don't like it?
Haruhi: ...Yeah. Pretty much.
Tamaki: You're a party pooper.
Hikaru and Kaoru: (dancing) Haruhi's a party pooper! Haruhi's a party pooper!
Haruhi: Where did you guys come from?
Kaoru: Technically, our mother's womb, which is in Japan.
Hikaru: Then, we came out of her-
Hunny: I'm too young for this!
Kaoru: You're seventeen and you never learned about it?
Hunny: Takashi never taught me...
Kyoya: Speaking of whom...
Hunny: (tackles Mori) Takashi!!! I missed you!!! (grabs bag) Oh! My cake! (runs into corner) Come on, Usa-chan.
And now you know what goes on in the insane minds of Myka and me during Spanish class.